Great email

Had this in work today after a pretty bizzare phone call... I've blocked out my companies name as I don't want the marketing team coming across my blog. I work at a popular "music recognition service" for mobile phones. People often try to pitch ways to improve our service, mostly to try and make themslelves money. This has to be my favourite so far:

Hello Jonathan, following our phone conversation this morning, here is what id like to do. My name is Ovidiu Deer , im from Romania, i live in london since 97, im a DJ, ive worked in the music business all my life, hence using s****m services very often. id like it if we could do something, work together to bring s****m over to Romania too, and i know its gonna work, as Romania , has become HUGE , in music and clubbing business in the past 10 years, i can easily say its better in clubbing then the UK, WAY BETTER, and people, are a lot into music, and because most music over there its foreign, (american+engish and others) they dont know names and stuff, and when i went back there for holidays and told them about this service, they were so surpised but sad they couldnt use it over there, i was thinkin to open myself a simillar service, but have no idea how to do it, thats been troubleing me for years now, i can guarantee its gonna work more over in romania than here in uk. , especially the romanians always RUN after something new, IT WILL WORK. I have loads of contacts in the music businees over there, radios, tv ( music channels) i got my sister, shes a layer, in bucharest (capital city), and she knows loads of people high up in high places, actors, musicians, sports people, from football to K1, i could say, so we got good contacts . i was thinkin like a franchise or something, but we can do anyway ud like . and/or, id like to work (aswell) for S****m in all, as i got a very good knowledge of PC , and music of course, and have loads of time , free time that is, i only work like 2 nights a week, so im free most of the time, and spend my time in front of the computer anyway, so i was thinking ,i could use this time to make some extra money, there are loads more to say, hard to think right now, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, WORKING WITH OR FOR S****M, I CAN BRING POSITIVE BENEFITS FOR THE COMPANY. I even run my own transylvanian night in london, where i have around 150 to 200 people every saturday, where i play romanian and usual chart music plus some underground too, im into ALL sorts of music styles, from film music, opera to drum n bass , house garage...etc, u name it .I used to work on radio here in the uk, ive been offered to do it again, and thats another plus for s****m if i do it again,so let me know if we could work together, i guarantee and i wanna take s****m to different "LANDS" DIFFERENT AREAS, AND IT CAN ONLY BE GOOD FOR YOU. Thank you for taking the time to listen and to read this, hope to hear from you soon.Have a lovely day. Ovidiu Deer ( aka Dj Freddy D) PS. here is my website, with what i do for the romanian and eastern european comunity here in the uk.

I for one am pretty intrigued by the transylvanian night....