I didn't get a reply....

I'm a little bit sad about this actually.... I envisaged a relationship building up between me and my new muslim friend. I was gonna slowly teach him the beauty of English words like 'fanny' and 'bum'.

Maybe I baffled him with my cocksure attitude?? "Yeah try iTunes hur hur hur". I'm nothing but another cocky western oppressor to him now.....

Internet is landing in the flat tomorrow. Get in.

Rofl

Wow

As you may or may not be interested to know, as part of my job I have to deal with some emails from customers. These customer "issues" are generally pretty easy to deal with however occasionally I have a little bundle of joy such as this;

Dear Shazam..

I want download free a song from sami yusuf feat outlandish with title I’ve seen, cause I very2 like this song.bisade, I’m moslem.so how can I downdload that. And can you tel me, what ‘n where I can find mobile number ‘n security code?cause I don’t know it means. I from Indonesia Country..’n I will greatifull thank’s to you if you want help me..

thank you very much

Yours Faithfully
???? ???????? (name blocked for complete ID protection)

Wow. You know when your brain ceases up because there's too much to take in?? Obviously this person hasnt got the greatest grasp of the English language. I'm not here to poke fun of that since it's neither big or clever. The thing that gets me is how did he manage to get his head around the text heavy "Help" section of our website???

I have to email him back now, stay tuned kids xx

In one weeks time....

I will have the internet at my house. While this is a good thing for many reasons, it also means I will be able to dedicate a larger amount of time on the ole blog. Exciting stuff eh? Longer/more frequent posts and all sorts of great things. (This is not a guarantee of great things).

I'm off to Fabric tonight for 2 Many dj's/SMD/Cut Copy. Oh yes.

Check these guys out!!!

http://www.jammindodgers.com/



There I was in work, just having a look at the REM myspace and these dudes had left a comment.

For those about to rock we salute you. But for those about to start big school we say, you'll definately regret this band if you ever make it as a musician.....

Facebook reaches a new low....

Let's be honest Facebook groups need to go. At first it was pretty amusing, I can even hold my hands up and admit to joining the group "Let's all laugh at Chelsea ha ha ha haa". It seemed like a fun idea to include myself in a collective of like minded individuals eager to poke fun at the, then recently Mourinho-less, club. However recently I've started to get frustrated, bemused and even offended by some of the groups I've seen. Today was like any other, during my lunch break (of course) I logged into my account and saw I had a group invite. Same old so far, nothing too out of the ordinary. So what group did I have the pleasure of being invited too today?? Maybe a "Lets All Go On Holiday Together" or I might have even accepted a "The Simpsons Reached It's Peak At Series 9" invite (This is a topic which needs to be returned to at a later date, it's not something that can be glossed over). Well my group request was related to everyone’s favourite family from Springfield, but it wasn’t one I would particularly want to be involved in.

"The new London 2012 logo BLATANTLY looks like Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob"

Excuse me, what? First off who has spent that much time studying the crap Olympics logo? Read a paper if you're that bored. After looking at it myself I can admit that it does have a slight resemblance to the middle Simpsons child getting her gob round something other than a saxophone. But why do you have to create a discussion group on the internet about it. More worryingly why have you felt the need to invite me to this awful place!! Also what did you talk about in this fabricated centre of chat? "Hur hur hur she's suckin im off hur hur hur". Wow thanks for that piece of comedy gold, do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to??

If only I had a pedestal on which to voice these opinions. There may even be others who feel the same way. If only there was a place where my others like me could chat about how much we hate facebook groups. A place were we could exchange links and pictures, maybe I could invite others who I might feel the same way? One day maybe.....

Free Gaming

My major purchase this week was an R4 Revolution. If this fails to raise a collective "oooooh" then let me explain.

This little beauty lets you transfer files from your PC straight to a Nintendo DS. Thanks to the wonderfully corrupt world of the intenet, you can download games for the DS for roughly £0.00. Therefore I currently have 20 games on my DS waiting to be played. As you can imagine, due to this little blighter, my tube journey to work/home has been improved vastly.

Is it wrong to want the tube to break down on route to work so I can play Tiger Woods? NAH BLUD!