Rofl

Wow

As you may or may not be interested to know, as part of my job I have to deal with some emails from customers. These customer "issues" are generally pretty easy to deal with however occasionally I have a little bundle of joy such as this;

Dear Shazam..

I want download free a song from sami yusuf feat outlandish with title I’ve seen, cause I very2 like this song.bisade, I’m moslem.so how can I downdload that. And can you tel me, what ‘n where I can find mobile number ‘n security code?cause I don’t know it means. I from Indonesia Country..’n I will greatifull thank’s to you if you want help me..

thank you very much

Yours Faithfully
???? ???????? (name blocked for complete ID protection)

Wow. You know when your brain ceases up because there's too much to take in?? Obviously this person hasnt got the greatest grasp of the English language. I'm not here to poke fun of that since it's neither big or clever. The thing that gets me is how did he manage to get his head around the text heavy "Help" section of our website???

I have to email him back now, stay tuned kids xx